Performance Art
Corrina Corrina’s first big job was an art heist.
It was masterminded by her then boyfriend—an older, more experienced thief.
One afternoon, Corrina Corrina went to the museum and lured a guard into a janitor’s closet by showing some leg and offering him a line of coke. Her boyfriend and his associates left with a Dutch masterpiece. They took Corrina Corrina to the Bahamas to celebrate, but she’d wanted a cut of the cash.
Years later, world weary and jaded, she realized she held a grudge. She tracked him down and drowned him in a punch bowl.
Copyright 2025 by Andrea C. Neil